the pistol annies are one of my alter egos.
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
- Ernest Hemingway (via feellng)
"Tomorrow could be the someday, you’ve been waiting for."
- William Chapman (via inferencing)
(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via -alexander)
@andrewisscooter said: What if a boy brought you Chipotle?
Three possible scenarios:
1.- Call 911, like tf. that’s creepy.
2.- Would kindly turn it down cuz Im awkward, dont like strangers, and it’s still creepy.
3.- Take the food, say thanks, offer some money, and send the guy on his way. cuz i just want chipotle. no interest in boys. just the chipotle. and maybe a bloody mary or five.
I dont need a boy, I dont want a boy, I just want chipotle. BUT I CANT EVEN GET THAT. losing.